You Are A Jerk

Been a while since I’ve done one of my infamous song rewrites, and it’s been past time for RuPaul Andre Charles to get whacked by one.   I haven’t liked him ever since he started slumming with a certain rotund drag queen with oversized vanillacentric privilege who thinks it’s cool to do a blackface minstrel show and RuPaul stupidly defends him.

Now that one of his Drag Race winners Sharon Needles is following in his clueless footsteps, time to light his azz up.  

Y’all know the drill.  Fire up the iPod’s and sing along with Moni’s remixed lyrics.

You Are A Jerk

(sung to the tune of Supermodel You Better Work by RuPaul)

Once upon a time, there was a little drag queen

Who used to be liked by everyone

Until he sold out his people

By supporting a blackface drag minstrel show

Now he has a hit Logo TV show

But he’s still a jerk .

RuPaul’s a jerk (you dissed trans girls)

Not a trans girl (you make me hurl)

Sellin’ out for the Logo money

Jerk (stupid business model)

Dissed the t-girls (of the world)

Wet your lips, look at the Drag Race camera

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

It don’t matter what you wear

Your jacked up comments hit the air

And it don’t matter what you do

Transphobia don’t look good on you… stupid business model

RuPaul’s a jerk (dissed t-girls)

Not a trans girl (you make us hurl)

Sellin’ out for the Logo money

Jerk (stupid business model)

Dissed the t-girls (of the world)

Wet your lips, look at the Drag Race camera

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

I see your picture everywhere

Wanna kick you in your derrière

And when you walk into a room

The people you insulted can’t stand you… and your business model

Tyra Sanchez (Work mama!) Sharon Needles (She ain’t fierce!)

Chuckie Knipp (keep his butt way out of sight)

Ongina (I can feel it!) Carmen (Sell the garment!)

Jujubee (Work the runway, sweetie)

I have one thing to say, Won’t watch Drag Race today  no way no way no way no way no way

I have one thing to say, Won’t watch Drag Race today  no way, no way, no way  no way, no way

It don’t matter what you wear

Your jacked up comments hit the air

And it don’t matter what you do

Transphobia don’t look good on you… stupid business model

Jerk (dissed t-girls)

Not a trans girl (you make us hurl)

Sellin’ out for the Logo money

Jerk (stupid business model)

Dissed the t-girls of the world

Wet your lips, look at the Drag Race camera

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

Jerk, turn to the left

Jerk, now turn to the right

Jerk, Sashay shante

I have one thing to say … You are a jerk!

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