Potty Man

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Texas Lt .Governor Dan Patrick (R) is sure obsessed about where Texas trans people poop and pee to the point he tried with the help of TX state Sen. Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham) to pass the reprehensible SB 6 to do so.

We successfully killed it during the regular session, but have to do so again when the Special Oppression Session starts on July 18.

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of my TransGriot song rewrites, but it was past time for me to satirically slam Lt. Gov Potty Dan with this remix.

Y’all know the drill, find the song in your fave music program and sing along with Moni’s remixed lyrics

Potty Man
(sung to the tune of  ‘Candy Man’ by the Mary Jane Girls)

When you wake up in the morning

And you’re laying in your bed

Thinking of new ways to oppress us

That’s what goes on in your head

You’re the meanest (Potty Man) man I know

And the whole world knows it’s so

It’s time for another election

November 6 you’ve got to go

(chorus)

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

Dan Patrick is the Potty Man

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

He’s a despicable Republican

Hey Hey

Potty man

Potty man

Ooh hoo

When you wake up in the morning

And oppression’s on your mind

You just call up Lois Kolkhorst

And she eagerly found the time

You’re the meanest (Potty Man) man we know

We Texans thought we’d tell you so

Don’t want you as Lite Gov forever

November 6 you’ve got to go

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

Dan Patrick is the Potty Man

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

He’s a despicable Republican

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Yeah yeah he’s the, he’s the potty man

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Cause he’s a Republican

He’s a Republican

Let me pee, let me pee (Let me pee, Let me pee)

In the bathroom that I need to

Let me pee, let me pee (Let me pee, let me pee)

That I would really love (love, love)

Stop attacking trans kids, baby

Potty man

Ooh

Potty man

Potty man

Potty man

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Dan Patrick is the potty man, oh, oh, oh

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Cause he’s a Republican

oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh Ooh

Dan Patrick is the potty man

oh

Cause he’s a Republican

I want you to leave

Leave Texas trans peeps

Leave Texas trans peeps alone, baby

Stop oppressing

Stop HB 2899 baby

Stop oppressing

Stop attacking Texas transkids, baby

Leave the Texas

Leave Texas transpeeps alone baby

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

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