Fake (Lying Donald Trump Surrogate Version)

Pastor Mark Burns with CNN host Victor Blackwell -- (Victor Blackwell Twitter)

Well, well, well.  Mark Burns, the same ‘Pastor’ Mark Burns who closed out the first night of the 2016 RNC National Convention with the hate prayer and who is one of Donald Trump’s most high profile kneegrow surrogates, got caught lying big time on national TV the other day.

As I enjoyed the schadenfreude laden situation, the classic Alexander O’Neal’s classic song ‘Fake’ popped in my head, and this song is crying out for a makeover to lampoon his situation.

So here you go TransGriot readers, Y’all know the drill.  Find your fave music program and sing along with Moni’s remixed lyrics.

Fake (Donald Trump Surrogate Version)
(Sung to the tune of ‘Fake’ by Alexander O’Neal)

Damn, he’s lying on MSNBC tonight
Fellas (yeah)
We gonna talk about a Black guy who’s fake
Can we clap our hands for that?
Come on

Markie, Markie
You’re a Black conservative- hate when you pray

Out shilling for Trump almost every day
Your bio’s wrong – TV time is short
You say, “My site was hacked” – while you’re on the CNN studio floor

Whenever you’re at a venue – I find out something new

(chorus)
You’re a fake, baby, – you can’t conceal it
Know how I know – ’cause CNN revealed it
You’re a fake, baby, – no rhyme or reason
‘Cause in your mind – it’s lyin’ season

Claimed you’re a Kappa- we know that ain’t true
You’re not a college graduate either, boo -yeah
No Army service – you straight up lied
Supporting that bigot gonna get you crucified

Mark Burns turned out to be counterfeit- and full of shyt


You’re a fake, baby – you can’t conceal it
Know how I know – ’cause I can feel it
You’re a fake, baby – Media’s blown your cover
The jig is up – ’cause CNN discovered
You’re a fake, baby – no need to hide it
Can’t change my mind – ’cause we’ve decided
You’re a fake, baby – and we’re disgusted
The game is through – and dude you’re busted – fake

Whenever you’re at a venue – (Whenever you’re at a venue)
I find out something new 
You’re a fake -You always have a good excuse
(You always have a good excuse) – But, dude you got no juice

You’re a fake, baby – you can’t conceal it
Know how I know – ’cause CNN revealed it
You’re a fake, baby – no rhyme or reason
‘Cause in your mind – it’s lyin’ season
You’re a fake, baby – Fake

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